News From The Insurrection Committee!

H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D

This week new information has come to light that the January 6 Stupid Coup/Insurrection Committee will find interesting! In no particular order we learned this week that Hair Füror :

  • had blueprints for how to prevent Congress from certifying the election results
  • knew that his claims that he won were complete BS, and yet his staff did nothing to stop him
  • sent a letter full of lies to Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger
  • did not care about the voters or the truth, but agonized over how history would view him if he lost (LOSER!)

As more and more comes out, it is increasing looking like Hair Füror was intentionally and knowingly trying to pull off a coup, and his staff knew precisely what he was doing. And that brings us to the news:

Schiff: Jan. 6 investigation going ‘straight to subpoenas’ in some cases

The select panel investigating the Jan. 6 insurrection is preparing to issue immediate subpoenas to witnesses whom the panel expects to resist cooperation, one Democratic member said Tuesday.

“In some cases, we’re making requests we think will be complied with,” Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.), chair of the House Intelligence Committee, told reporters. “In other cases, we’re going straight to subpoenas where we think we’re dealing with recalcitrant witnesses.”

The Committee knows that they are dealing with hostile witnesses and so instead of wasting time with formalities and inviting them to please testify, well, they’re gonna subpoena the mother-eff’ers already!

“And where we do meet resistance, we intend to push back hard and fast,” Schiff added.

“I’ve got my ass-kicking boots on,” Schiff did not add, “the ones with the pointy toes.”


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6 Responses to News From The Insurrection Committee!

  1. YellowDog says:

    Pointy toes are good for killing cockroaches in the corners.

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  2. beckymaenot says:

    It’s about time they get serious about this shit. Go on, get it done Adam. We are counting on you to protect our democracy.

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  3. Czippie L'Shimp says:

    “And when they don’t show up, we’re going to be so mad for a few minutes. Then they’ll give us something shiny, and we’ll be fine.” He did not, but might as well have said.

    Though I desperately hope I’m wrong; they’re Republicans. There are no consequences. Never have been, never will be.


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