The Space Force
H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D
Guys, the Space Force just released their uniform design last night and no one is having any of it:
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They call themselves guardians. That’s all I need to know about Space Farce.
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Someone at Hugo Boss could have done better (especially since Hugo Boss himself designed the SS Uniforms for the Third Reich).
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spelled f-a-r-t-s
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A total rip-off from Star Trek beginning with that goofy logo and now federation-lite unis? At this point, all I want to know is if they’re going to have sharks with friggin’ laser beams attached to their heads.
Would make just about as much sense as the original ideas of this overpriced farce thought up last minute by one of fat nixon’s flunkies…
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If they don’t have to constantly tug at their tunics it’s back to the drawing board. Invite design and fashion schools to submit.
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Do they come in Nameless Ensign Red?
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“So say we all.”
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This dovetails pretty nicely with this story about Nixon’s palace guard.
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You read my mind.
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Mazel Tough haha. I grew up in an immigrant neighborhood. We had lots of Yayas and Bubas and Abuelitas.
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All the other branches have an official song so we’d better find one for the Space Force:
or perhaps:
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