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Disgraced former Missouri Governor and noted sex-fiend Eric Greitens exclaims that he will not support amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell should he win his Senate race, you know, because he’s glad to be a tool for Hair Füror:
Former Missouri governor Eric Greitens (R), who is running for Senate, said Tuesday that if he wins next year, he will not support Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) as former president Donald Trump tries to oust the GOP party leader…
“…That’s why as a Republican running for Missouri’s open U.S. Senate seat, I am committed to finding new leadership in the Senate when Republicans win back the majority in 2022,” he said.
“Ah gotta do whatever Dear Leader says iffen Ah wanna win mah race, praise Jeebus,” Greitens did not say while flipping through this months edition of Latex World and twitching. “Hawt!”