News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Disgraced former Missouri Governor and noted sex-fiend Eric Greitens exclaims that he will not support amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell should he win his Senate race, you know, because he’s glad to be a tool for Hair Füror:

Former Missouri governor Eric Greitens (R), who is running for Senate, said Tuesday that if he wins next year, he will not support Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) as former president Donald Trump tries to oust the GOP party leader…

“…That’s why as a Republican running for Missouri’s open U.S. Senate seat, I am committed to finding new leadership in the Senate when Republicans win back the majority in 2022,” he said.


“Ah gotta do whatever Dear Leader says iffen Ah wanna win mah race, praise Jeebus,” Greitens did not say while flipping through this months edition of Latex World and twitching. “Hawt!”

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12 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. He and Curtsey should get together and form the ‘Fuck up our parties Party’

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  2. Jimmy T says:

    What a guy…
    (From wikipedia) “In February 2018, Greitens was charged with felony invasion of privacy and later with campaign-related offenses. He was indicted on felony charges of computer tampering in April 2018;[7] all charges were dropped in May 2018. Greitens resigned from office on June 1, 2018,[8] after the Missouri legislature commenced a special session to consider impeachment.”
    So he shares something with the former Dear Leader having lived a despicable life…

    Found this the other day, expresses my frustration with the ongoing GQP insanity, and NO, we’re not OK. We’ll be lucky to come out of this insanity unscathed…

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Is there anybody left in their party who isn’t a deviant?

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  4. I believe you are now working Scott Clevengers side of the Internarfles. You will be hearing from Slumgullion Legal Services and Script Doctoring S.C. in the near future.


  5. Redhand says:

    I wish I could be shocked that a piece of human garbage like Greitens is running for the Senate in Missouri, but he’s par for the course in today’s GQP.


  6. roket says:

    It’s the Show-Me state. He’s showing his constituents that he’s a White Supremacist.


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