A Pale Horse Enters The 2024 Goat Rodeo

Pence is the one on the right.

Guys, a pale goat is on the horizon:

(CNN)Mike Pence is adding staffers for his brand-new office in downtown Washington — inching closer to a possible White House run even as his standing worsens with former President Donald Trump and his base of supporters.

Pence poked his nose out of everyone’s panties and said to hisself, “What America needs now is a theocrat as bland as tapioca and half as interesting.”

Pence isn’t waiting to make up with his former running mate — nor is he waiting for the former President to make up his own mind about his political future. People around Pence rejected the idea that he would hold off on his 2024 planning until Trump announces whether he’ll run.

So let’s see his thinking here: TFG hates him, the base hates him, and no one trusts him because he’s a man without a spine or core set of values. RUN!

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11 Responses to A Pale Horse Enters The 2024 Goat Rodeo

  1. roket says:

    Will he be bringing his own gallows with him on his campaign stops or will one be provided for him?

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Martin Pollard says:

    Yep, that’s just what we need, a pious loaf of soggy white bread.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. heydave says:

    Steal underwear…. profit!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. MDavis says:

    It’s probably the wife’s idea.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Steve-O says:

    Pence… is running… for President?


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  6. lofgren says:

    Gonna get himself lynched.

    Not by us, to be clear.


  7. RWW says:

    The good news for Pence is that Republican voters have the brains of insects. The bad news is that only termites like Pence.

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  8. 🎵Nobody likes me
    Everybody hates me
    Guess I’l lgo eat worms run for Prez!🎶

    Seriously, just who does he actually think his constituency is?


  9. schmice3 says:

    Is he endorsing ivermectin?


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