News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Lara Loomer

I think Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, needs a happy hour, she’s had a busy week:

Laura Loomer in ‘So Much Pain’ From COVID After Previously Saying Food Poisoning Is Worse

…Writing on messaging app Telegram, seen by Newsweek, Loomer said she got tested because she was suffering from fever, chills, nausea, runny nose, sore throat and aches that “made my whole body feel like I got hit by a bus.”

After confirming she had COVID, Loomer said that she is not vaccinated against the virus and is taking her own treatment consisting of “Azithromyacin and Hydroxychloroquine.”

She is also attempting to treat the virus with deworming drug ivermectin, but “doctors are really weird about prescribing it, which p****s me off.”

No word on the light bulb up her ass, but given how she handcuffed herself to the doors at Twitter NYC a few years back (not realizing, I guess, that Twitter HQ is in SF), she might not be able to reach said orifice.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Jimmy-T)

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11 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Oh she’s getting the Regeneron DeathSentis is hogging for Florida (actually hogging, because there’s a shortage; other states cannot get it.), so, unfortunately, she’ll probably live.

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  2. Stony Pillow says:

    She’s either too sick or too stupid to put together a decent lie. Or both. I’ll take both.

    Look at her list of symptoms. She lied about not getting vaccinated. No unvaccinated person gets multiple symptoms like that without getting lung rot. Unless Uncle Pfizer, Moderna or Janssen are tipping the scales and she wants to keep it on the down low.

    …in those who are vaccinated, the vaccine-primed immune system prevents the virus from getting a foothold in the lungs and causing pneumonia.

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  3. Wesley Sandel says:



  4. Throttle says:

    She’s always looked like she got hit by a bus.


  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    The best thing about her Twitter office stunt is that she only handcuffed herself to one of the doors, so other people could enter and leave freely. Then she lost the key. The cops had to saw her loose when she had to pee.


  6. Infidel753 says:

    The cops had to saw her loose when she had to pee

    “had to”?

    Sometimes people should be left to face the consequences of their behavior.

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  7. paul fredine says:

    what’s going to kill her first, the virus or her ‘cures’? either way, we win.*

    *i guess you can consider me a bad person, but you wouldn’t be the first.

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