News That Will Drive You To Drink

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After the crushing defeat the GQP suffered on Tuesday, one small, er, lone voice suggests secession:

“A nice, friendly separation” — shorter version: “don’t shoot back.”

Got it.

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18 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Oneofthebobs says:

    Governor Newsom hasn’t solved the meth problem yet.

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  2. Haha. It’s gonna be fun when all those geriatric MAGAt’s realize that not only will they be living in Dumbfuckistan, land of No Obummercare, but as non-citizens, it’ll also be the land of No Social Security and No Medicare.

    Also what “conservative States” is he talking about? They’re gonna have to pony up a sizeable chunk of change for all our shit they’re considering stealing.

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  3. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Remember when Texas was going to secede rather than accept Obama’s election?

    Same garbage every time they lose an election.

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  4. Jimmy T says:

    What an asshole, but assholery began early in his life. Witness his trauma inflicted upon him because of the great cupcake event. Apparently sharing isn’t permitted…

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  5. roket says:

    I never knew helium was a stimulant.

    Anyways, Ben Shapiro questions the authority of the federal government. Ben Shapiro has never heard of the Civil War. Ben Shapiro forgot history because they removed all of the Confederate statues??

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  6. Richard Portman says:

    That poor guy again. Who is he trying to please?

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  7. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Texas couldn’t even keep its power grid working during a winter storm that would have been a minor inconvenience in any other state. They would last a year, maybe two.

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  8. paul fredine says:

    is it just me or 1) does he sound like a 12 year-old, 2) does he suck helium or 3) was that sped up in order to get it over with? my bet it’s 2. never listened to him before (preferring to read transcripts when i think i care) and will avoid doing so again

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  9. you can leave at any time, Ben….

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