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After the crushing defeat the GQP suffered on Tuesday, one small, er, lone voice suggests secession:
“A nice, friendly separation” — shorter version: “don’t shoot back.”
Got it.
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Electoral Vote
Mock Paper Scissors 
Governor Newsom hasn’t solved the meth problem yet.
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Haha. It’s gonna be fun when all those geriatric MAGAt’s realize that not only will they be living in Dumbfuckistan, land of No Obummercare, but as non-citizens, it’ll also be the land of No Social Security and No Medicare.
Also what “conservative States” is he talking about? They’re gonna have to pony up a sizeable chunk of change for all our shit they’re considering stealing.
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The next civil war should be us getting rid of them. That would be interesting!
“Return to Sender.”
Rgds,
TG
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There’s something in the air that might be ultimately cheaper
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Remember when Texas was going to secede rather than accept Obama’s election?
Same garbage every time they lose an election.
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What an asshole, but assholery began early in his life. Witness his trauma inflicted upon him because of the great cupcake event. Apparently sharing isn’t permitted…
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Cupcake rage. I’ll have to remember that. This guy’s truly a fucking idiot.
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Showed up at school with a box of cupcakes thinking he was going to eat them ALL himself?!? And never got over it?!? What a sick eff’er.
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Looking at Bennie’s expression, I can believe the rage has never left him.
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I never knew helium was a stimulant.
Anyways, Ben Shapiro questions the authority of the federal government. Ben Shapiro has never heard of the Civil War. Ben Shapiro forgot history because they removed all of the Confederate statues??
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That poor guy again. Who is he trying to please?
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It sure isn’t his wife!
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Texas couldn’t even keep its power grid working during a winter storm that would have been a minor inconvenience in any other state. They would last a year, maybe two.
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is it just me or 1) does he sound like a 12 year-old, 2) does he suck helium or 3) was that sped up in order to get it over with? my bet it’s 2. never listened to him before (preferring to read transcripts when i think i care) and will avoid doing so again
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Paul –
My theory is that he was influenced at a young age to be the mean version of Alvin and the Chipmunks. Or, his balls never dropped.
Rgds,
TG
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His balls never dropped. Just ask his frustrated wife…
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According to the cupcake story, in comments above, it’s 1 – except he is stuck at age 7 years old.
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you can leave at any time, Ben….
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