Guys, Gov. Sammiches is running in the 2024 Goat Rodeo:
So Gov. Sammiches is trying to out-flank the rest of the Rodeo, positioning hisself to take the lead if Hair Füror is indicted by NY (and everyone tries to pretend that they never liked him, anyway). That said, Sammiches is hedging his bet:
“We do not have to change our policies to win again,” he said. He talked at length about the “radical” agenda of Biden and the need to confront China, rein in spending, stand up for law and order, control migration across the southern border, fight back against liberal bias in the mainstream media and reduce the size of government.
In other words, he’s trying to say he’d be Trump without being Trump.