News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 9, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News

Rainbow Chips? Naw, Starnes is crackers

You mean it’s not an act? Uncle Crackers really is THIS STUPID?

After he got dragged all over Twitter (and note the time stamps):

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8 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Oneofthebobs says:
    September 9, 2021 at 5:18 pm

    No sense of humor? Did you hear the one about the right wing talk show host? He died of COVID! Ha ha.

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  2. R White says:
    September 9, 2021 at 6:45 pm

    No sense of humor? Ever hear the one where creepy Todd Starnes always masturbates to dog-eared copies of Boy’s Life magazines after getting owned on Twitter? He he

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  3. MDavis says:
    September 9, 2021 at 7:26 pm

    Garden variety confession and projection. Sad, but not hilarious.

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  4. roket says:
    September 9, 2021 at 7:56 pm

    No sense of humor? Ever hear the one about the hypocrite who got the vaccine but pretends he didn’t so he doesn’t get kicked out of the he-man woman-haters & grifters club.

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    • Ten Bears says:
      September 10, 2021 at 12:14 am

      Now that’s something I don’t quite grok out of a society built are taking the easy way out, it’s a helluvalot easier to pretend you’re not vaxxed with a vax card in your pocket, than to pretend you’re vaxxed without.

      Metaphorically, windmills are a lot like a helicopter: put yourself in the right place at the right time and it’ll knock you into the next county. At least.

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  5. angryspittle says:
    September 10, 2021 at 5:57 pm

    Not all conservatives are really stupid people but most really bone crushingly stupid jackasses are conservatives like this dipshit.

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