If You Stir the Pot, Lick The Spoon

“Which dimension am I in today?”

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can happen at the same time or never is traveling inter dimensionally again to a dimension in which the Left has the power to grab guns:

Let’s just say that I’m not condoning violence, but I totally grok his neighbor.

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11 Responses to If You Stir the Pot, Lick The Spoon

  1. osirisopto says:


    He’s thinking about getting a new hairpiece from Wittakers’ dumpster.

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  2. Jimmy T says:

    Hmm, grok rakes me back a few years to my “Stranger in a Strange Land” days. Have to say not much has changed. Science fiction predicting the future, who coulda knowed. “Valentine Michael Smith is a human being raised on Mars, newly returned to Earth. Among his people for the first time, he struggles to understand the social mores and prejudices of human nature that are so alien to him, while teaching them his own fundamental beliefs in grokking, watersharing, and love.”
    I feel like I’ve been living on Mars for the last decade or so…

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  3. spotthedog says:

    Hey Rand buddy, didya know they make Spanx for men now.

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  4. sos says:

    Dude’s so dumpy he irritates dumps.


  5. RWW says:

    It would be irresponsible not to speculate that Randy is fapping over those guns.

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  6. MDavis says:

    So… blaming Joe for the Afghanistan adventure not playing as well as he’d hoped?


  7. Bruce388 says:

    Randy’s lucky his neighbor wasn’t packing heat.

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  8. roket says:

    Fine. Let’s start at the top and work our way down, shall we?


  9. Bruce388 says:

    As seen elsewhere — Randy’s underwear is riding up his crack; It’s good we can’t see Randy’s front.


  10. schmice3 says:

    Unless I’m wrong, it looks like he’s touching himself with the hand that is out of camera range. In other thoughts: back and to the left, back and to the left.


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