Dignitude!

Got it: white is patriotic.

Hair Füror has plans to commemorate September 11:

On the 20th anniversary of the September 11 attacks, former president Donald Trump will host and commentate the Triller Fight Club heavyweight boxing match between Evander Holyfield and Vitor Belfort. Trump is providing “guest commentary” for the fight, which will take place at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, Florida. Holyfield, a former cruiserweight and undisputed heavyweight world champion, will make his return to the ring against Belfort, a UFC heavyweight world champion.

In a tweet, [streaming network] FITE called Trump’s contribution “alternative No Holds Barred commentary,” and announced that his son Donald Trump Jr. will also be participating.

The commentary will be about boxing and not about himself. The mind, it boggles.

Also (TMZ): DONALD TRUMP
I’M GETTING ‘OBSCENE’ AMOUNT OF MONEY …
For Calling Holyfield/Belfort Fight

So it all makes sense. Grifters, man…

And in related news, Hair Füror is embellishing his previous Sept. 11 FanFic:

 

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12 Responses to Dignitude!

  1. spotthedog says:

    Maybe they will get the expected loser to dress as a Muslim.

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  2. Martin Pollard says:

    And he wanted to personally run into the towers and save everyone, but those big, strong firemen held him back. “Sir! Sir, you can’t go in there! It isn’t safe, sir!” Those big, strong firemen also prevented him from flying into the air and catching the Falling Man, so now he’s going to have to take revenge on them.

    (Honestly, I was throwing up in my mouth just typing all that.)

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  3. roket says:

    Hmm. I thought professional wrestling was more his speed.

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  4. FELINE MAMA says:

    He will talk about boxing, NOT, himself. Oh please, my $ is on this not to be totally true!!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Ten Bears says:

    Lush Rimjob on Monday Night Football … (snide comments do not violate the boycott)

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Redhand says:

    Fucking Carnival Barker.

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