2024 Goat Rodeo
You can always tell when a Republican is running because he denies that he is running while heading for an event:
…because what would be more normal in the day-to-day life of a Floriduh governor facing a pandemic that is hospitalizing thousands and killing hundreds of his citizens than to, you know, visit Nebraska. During hurricane season.
“All the speculation about me is purely manufactured,” said DeSantis during a press conference he held to tout a Covid-19 treatment unit in St. Cloud, Fla. “I just do my job and we work hard… I hear all this stuff and honestly it’s nonsense.”
“And I know,” DeSantis didn’t say, shiftlessly, “because I manufactured it.”