He’s Running

2024 Goat Rodeo

DeSantis Drinks The Kool Aid

You can always tell when a Republican is running because he denies that he is running while heading for an event:

DeSantis calls talk of a 2024 presidential bid ‘nonsense’

TALLAHASSEE — Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis on Tuesday brushed aside any talk of running for president in 2024 even though he’s just days away from joining several potential contenders at a Nebraska Republican event.

…because what would be more normal in the day-to-day life of a Floriduh governor facing a pandemic that is hospitalizing thousands and killing hundreds of his citizens than to, you know, visit Nebraska. During hurricane season.

“All the speculation about me is purely manufactured,” said DeSantis during a press conference he held to tout a Covid-19 treatment unit in St. Cloud, Fla. “I just do my job and we work hard… I hear all this stuff and honestly it’s nonsense.”

“And I know,” DeSantis didn’t say, shiftlessly, “because I manufactured it.”

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5 Responses to He’s Running

  1. roket says:

    I’ve already seen the signs. Trump/DeSantis 2024

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  2. Infidel753 says:

    I hear Trump dislikes DeSanitize, so running mate probably isn’t an option. He’s positioning himself in case Trump is dead or in the hoosegow by 2024.


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