News That Will Drive You To Drink

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I understand the theocrats in Missouri have been waiting for this moment.

 

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18 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Martin Pollard says:

    Trumplicans advocating for Brazilian vipers to bite you in the face to cure the non-existent liberal hoax COVID in 3… 2… 1…

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  2. Czippie L'Shimp says:

    Well now, we don’t want to distract them from literally (and hilariously) shooting themselves in the foot, as our model proud boi did last night.

    But yes, snake venom is good. If the vaccine is too scary for you, partake of whichever remedy will pwn the libs the best. Just don’t go to the hospital after, they’re quite busy.

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  3. Weird Dave says:

    Heck, here in the TSKoA we have rattlesnake venom, so there, you Brazilians…
    https://www.abc15.com/news/coronavirus/university-of-arizona-researchers-find-link-between-covid-deaths-and-snake-venom

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  4. glitterbug says:

    I saw a film of the snake handling crazies back in college.
    It was all fun and games until the preacher was bitten. LOL

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  5. MinuteMan says:

    Wasn’t there a non-peer reviewed article that claimed that there are no recorded deaths for COVID sufferers taking an ample dose of the venom.

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  6. Bruce388 says:

    Brazilian vipers taste like chicken.

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  7. Ten Bears says:

    Oh you late sleepers … horse paste is a Walking Darwin Award

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