$20, Same As In Town

“I can make change!”

As it is Labor Day (and the news is light), we turn our attention to a local labor problem: Mel does not want to return to the White House:

Former first lady Melania Trump is reportedly telling friends that she doesn’t want to return to the White House ― and that if her husband, Donald Trump, plans to run again, he’ll have to do it without her help.

We don’t know the terms of her contract with the Donald or what labor union represents her, but we do know that her insurance policy, er, son Baron is 15 so only a few more years before she can officially exercise her options and dump the chump with full retirement benefits.

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12 Responses to $20, Same As In Town

  1. sos says:

    Mel’s work* is done.

    Rose garden devastation.

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  2. roket says:

    Baron turns 18 in March of 2024. It’s possible that family values republicans will be voting for a divorced adulterer who can’t keep his hands to himself. Winning.

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  3. Some time before the term ran out, Mel and her lawyers re-negotiated the nuptial agreement. Outcome: Mel no longer has to share a bed with the Candycorn Skidmark and she even got a couple of million Ameros to hold Lord Dampnut’s hand when they were in public. Hell, I would hold his hand for a million dollars!

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    • tengrain says:

      It was actually at the start of his term, and was the reason she didn’t go to DC for months; the official story was waiting for Baron’s school year to end. I think it was Vanity Fair that found out she was re-negotiating the pre-nup because suddenly she had leverage.

      Rgds,

      TG

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    • Weird Dave says:

      Make it two and I might think about it….

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    • I could only do that if I was guiding him from the tumbrel to the platform, and I’d still have to wear gloves to keep from being turned to shit by his Merde-ass touch.

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  4. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Mel is way past her “best if used by” date. She has to know the only reason she’s still married is Twitler’s political “career.” The die-hards would stick by him if he came on to Princess Charlotte but it might not play so well with the suburbs.

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