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There comes a point when you have to think that maybe your parents were jerks. For little Dick, it pretty much must have been from birth.
When he was about 13, little Richard suddenly had a shocking revelation about his name.
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Nope, I won’t. Sometimes the fruit hangs too low.
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Years ago, I went to school in Florida where our local Toyota dealership was run by Richard Head and no, I’m not lying.
A place I worked at put us through a memory training course, and we were told to form a mental image that wouled help us remember things. Then the instructor picked someone at random and saod, “Let’s come up ith an image to remember something about you. Where dod you work at your previous job?”
The answer was “A.B. Dick.”
I don’t think I need to tell you the image we all came up with.
Sorry. Lots of typos in that one.
You know he loves it, otherwise he’d go by Richard.
He probably makes Rob Halford look demure in comparison.
Note that they didn’t put it in Braille …
“LITTLE” Dick???! Forsooth, I think NOT
I lived in NH in the 1980s and some local politician had campaign signs all over town. His name was Dick Swett. He did not go by Richard or Rick. ‘Dick’ Swett was his choice.
Why do I know two Dick Johnsons but no Richard Johnson?
You sure know a lot of johnsons.
(Someone was gonna say it!)
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