He Seems Nice

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but Madison Cawthorn always sucks.

Eagles Nest gift shop habitué Madison Cawthorn opened his home-schooled pie hole again:

Rep. Cawthorn talks of ‘bloodshed’ over future elections as he pushes voting lies

And here’s the operative passage:

Speaking at a North Carolina county GOP event, Cawthorn repeated the lie about US election systems being “rigged” and “stolen,” something he said would “lead to one place, and that’s bloodshed” if it continued.

“And I will tell you, as much as I am willing to defend our liberty at all costs, there’s nothing that I would dread doing more than having to pick up arms against a fellow American. And the way that we can have recourse against that is if we all passionately demand that we have election security in all 50 states,” the North Carolina Republican continued.

…which seems absolutely clear that he is saying the civil war starts after the next election that doesn’t go MAGA’s way because of course they always WIN. One of his comms people (that’s all Maddie has, because he has no legislative agenda), uh, tries to correct the record that the boss is not a seditionist and/or insurrectionist:

Cawthorn spokesman Luke Ball told CNN in a statement Monday, “Congressman Cawthorn is CLEARLY advocating for violence not to occur over election integrity questions.”

“He fears others would erroneously choose that route and strongly states that election integrity issues should be resolved peacefully and never through violence,” Ball said.

And I’m the Czar of all the Russias.

Cawthorn is part of that group of 2020 Representatives who only came to Congress to hurl cinder blocks off the legislative overpasses to the cheers of Possum Hollar, rouse the rabble, and kiss Vulgarmort’s ass.

Cawthorn’s quote, above, is Object-Lesson Number One on why the January 6 Insurrection Commission has to do its job and do it quickly: they are telling us their plans, in the open and on record. These people (Cawthorn, Rep. 3-Names et al) need to be stopped immediately or next time (and there will be a next time) we’ll fall as fast as Afghanistan.


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11 Responses to He Seems Nice

  1. Redhand says:

    I keep mentioning this, but these fuckers all drank Turd Blossom’s Jim-Jones-Kook-Aide prediction that the GQP was headed for the Nirvana of “the Permanent Republican Majority.” Since it hasn’t happened, they’ve all turned fascist. This POS is but one of many.

    As far as I’m concerned, this “shower of fookers” needs to be closely monitored for conspiracy to commit sedition. I don’t know why we let this shit pass without legal action to nip this in the bud.

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  2. RWW says:

    Wow, Matty’s just too dimwitted and ridiculous even by wingnut clown car standards. I just hope it doesn’t leave without him and he’s holding on to the bumper when the whole thing starts going downhill.

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  3. roket says:

    The way republicans have been dropping like flies lately how many are going to be left to vote?
    Also too, by the Midterms we could be in the middle of the Omega Variant for christ’s sake. And, by the way, they are terrible at reading signs from their god. Even an atheist can see what’s going on here. 🙂


    • revzafod says:

      The Omega Variant may be what they’re hoping for. From Wikipedia: “The Omega Man is a 1971 American post-apocalyptic action film … starring Charlton Heston as a survivor of a global pandemic.”
      Heston would be a certain (R) vote.


  4. MDavis says:

    I don’t know what he’s complaining about. There have been slow but steady removals of vote-counting officials for malfeasance. The most recent I’ve seen was the official in Colorado who mishandled votes, forgetting to count some, setting up a drop box that leaked votes all over the sidewalk, and, of course, invited frauditors in after to spoil their voting machines. I think she’s also the one who handed out the voting machine passwords to her allies in Q-land.
    Cawthorn has no grounds to complain. He just thinks he does.

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  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    If he ever got the civil war he yearns for, he wouldn’t last a week.


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