Some Fries With Your Stupid, Evangelicals?

Jeebus weeps


NRB spokesman Dan Darling fired after pro-vaccine statements on ‘Morning Joe’

Daniel Darling, senior vice president of communications for the National Religious Broadcasters, was fired Friday (Aug. 27) after refusing to say his pro-vaccine statements were mistaken.

“That’s not scriptural!”

Look, I could see firing the guy if he professed Satanism, or maybe violating all of the commandments and whatnot, but for telling the Xristian Xrazies to get vaccinated? The theocrats are worshipping a false, tacky, orange idol, er, idiot.

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8 Responses to Some Fries With Your Stupid, Evangelicals?

  1. osirisopto says:

    They long for the return of the 12th century.

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    • Jimmy T says:

      Skip ahead a hundred years when the Bubonic Plague (Black Death) was ravishing Europe. “The Black Death was a devastating global epidemic of bubonic plague that struck Europe and Asia in the mid-1300s. The plague arrived in Europe in October 1347, when 12 ships from the Black Sea docked at the Sicilian port of Messina. People gathered on the docks were met with a horrifying surprise: Most sailors aboard the ships were dead, and those still alive were gravely ill and covered in black boils that oozed blood and pus. Sicilian authorities hastily ordered the fleet of “death ships” out of the harbor, but it was too late: Over the next five years, the Black Death would kill more than 20 million people in Europe—almost one-third of the continent’s population.”
      Seems the jellies are still rooting for the death virus by their actions and expect deliverance because of the blood of Jeebus. Yeah makes no sense to me either…

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  2. sos says:


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  3. roket says:

    I just wish they’d quit turning over and showing us the belly of the beast.


  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    The best take I’ve read on this is that, if the scientists are right about vaccines, they would be right about evolution, heliocentrism, and cosmology, which all contradict the Bible.

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  5. pagan in repose says:

    Currently, on the Theocratic faith purity scale saying people should get vaccinated is near the top of the list these days. Of course the purity scale changes day to day depending on the Trumped up sin or political gain.


  6. GranDude says:

    You’re only GQP if you stay on script. He was not GQP material.


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