Whaddup, Wisconsin?

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Wisconsin Republicans are well-represented by dumb as a rock RoJo (and yes, I apologize to rocks everywhere):

Wisconsin Republicans seek $680,000 for 2020 election probe

MADISON, Wis. (AP) — Republicans who control the Wisconsin Legislature are seeking approval to spend up to $680,000 in taxpayer money on an investigation into the 2020 presidential election in the battleground state won by President Joe Biden.

The Assembly Organization Committee, controlled by Republicans, circulated a ballot on Friday to approve designating former Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice Michael Gableman as special counsel to lead the investigation, assist the Assembly Elections Committee and hire investigators and others as needed.

So… they are hiring one of their own to conduct their sham investigation instead of hiring an expert like, oh, the Cyber Ninnies. Gotta keep those sweet, sweet taxpayer Ameros in-house, after all.

What other surprises do the WI GQP have up their sleeves?

The expenses were not specified, but Republican Assembly Speaker Robin Vos, who ordered the probe, said in an interview that the contract with Gableman will be for up to $680,000 for the entire investigation. The committee will vote on the spending by Monday without holding a public hearing.

This is going to be a griftopia. Let’s keep an eye on this. I hope we can convince Scissorhead Zombie Rotten McDonald to be our on/under the ground reporter for this.

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6 Responses to Whaddup, Wisconsin?

  1. roket says:

    Fiscal Conservative suck. [See: Hoover]

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  2. short report: Gableman is a prick.

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  3. Further: Gov Evers has asked a judge to make Trump personally responsible for the cost of recounts and investigations…..

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    • MDavis says:

      They made the candidates responsible for the cost of recounts in 3 states in 2012 – what’s different now, except that the election has already been certified?


  4. Abu Scooter says:

    In this year’s Marble League, the team currently in last place is called (I kid you not!) the Rojo Rollers. I’d suggest that this RoJo apply for membership after he loses his Senate seat—but I’d also be making the dubious assumption that he’s actually smarter than any of the actual marbles currently on the Rojo Roller roster.


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