It’s not what you think, you gutter-minded Heathers!
The Stupid Coup Insurrection Committee seems to be getting ready to kick ass and take names, or maybe it’s investigate the names of some asses? Anyway, this:
Trump Crime Family watchers probably already know where this is going. Out of all the adult children, poor Tiff was always the rented mule (or red-haired step-child) ignored and left alone in the shadow of major eff-up Junior Mints, the very stupid Twizzler, and of course our former First Shady, Princess Purses. (Barron we assume is off-limits as he is only a (giant) kid, and probably as we speak looking at the Lyle and Erik Menendez biopic, hoping to not make the same mistake that got them caught.)
But I digest…
Anyway, this is one of those moments where Tiff is probably thanking her lucky stars that being ignored by her wretched family has actually paid off. Sure, she has undoubtedly some emotional wounds from being called “Hey You” most of her life, or being left behind at the gas station on family road trips, but she undoubtedly cherishes the occasional birthday post-it note with a sharpie saying “submit receipts.”
Anyway, Congrats Tiff. You might just have the last lonely laugh.