Tiffany Gets Lucky

A living room in Trenton is missing its drapes.

It’s not what you think, you gutter-minded Heathers!

The Stupid Coup Insurrection Committee seems to be getting ready to kick ass and take names, or maybe it’s investigate the names of some asses? Anyway, this:

Trump Crime Family watchers probably already know where this is going. Out of all the adult children, poor Tiff was always the rented mule (or red-haired step-child) ignored and left alone in the shadow of major eff-up Junior Mints, the very stupid Twizzler, and of course our former First Shady, Princess Purses. (Barron we assume is off-limits as he is only a (giant) kid, and probably as we speak looking at the Lyle and Erik Menendez biopic, hoping to not make the same mistake that got them caught.)

But I digest…

Anyway, this is one of those moments where Tiff is probably thanking her lucky stars that being ignored by her wretched family has actually paid off. Sure, she has undoubtedly some emotional wounds from being called “Hey You” most of her life, or being left behind at the gas station on family road trips, but she undoubtedly cherishes the occasional birthday post-it note with a sharpie saying  “submit receipts.”

Anyway, Congrats Tiff. You might just have the last lonely laugh.

 

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12 Responses to Tiffany Gets Lucky

  1. TheOtherHank says:

    Red-headed step mule?

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  2. Martin Pollard says:

    I’m not going to get myself terribly worked up over Tiffany. Based on what I’ve read, she may not be as bad as Junior Mints, Twizzler, or Princess Sparklepu(BEEP), but she’s definitely not on the side of the angels. In fact, Mary Trump seems to be the only person in that family to not be any significant degree of awful.

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  3. I await the inevitable ending twist, when after all the rest are arrested or dead, Verbal Tiffany gets up and leaves the office, shedding her limp dowdy outfit and drives off into the sunset as the Keyser Soze true leader of the Trump Empire all along…

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    Tiffany has a law degree but apparently hasn’t passed the bar exam. She needs to get on that right away since her daddy has trouble retaining legal counsel.

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  5. Ten Bears says:

    Tiffany has a law degree but apparently hasn’t passed the bar …

    LOL ~ probably can’t find some one to take the exam for her.

    Everyone has heard the expression “can’t swing a dead cat around here …”

    Let’s review that: full grown cat measures three maybe three and a half feet nose to tail. Full grown rat, even those big grain rats out in eye-o-way, at best measures a foot, foot and half nose to tail. The more accurate expression is …

    Can’t swing a dead rat around here without hitting a fucking lawyer

    [yeah, from my house: I’m lazy, old, demented and long Trump-Flu]

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  6. Richard Portman says:

    She’s just too stupid to worry about right now. She is not important. Her stupid brother Eric, the one who looks like a vampire, is also not worth the trouble as long as he stays in his coffin.
    We come here with our pitchforks and torches because we want to disable and be rid of the true monster.

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  7. AJ says:

    Look again at that photo! Taken in London, Queen’s state dinner.

    Enlarge and read the sign on wall behind Tiff! Are they Trumps or what????

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  8. pagan in repose says:

    The center couple look like they should have cartoon thought bubbles above their heads that say “Eeww, don’t touch me you have cooties.” Now that I think of it they all should have that thought bubble above their heads, except Tiffany, who looks like she is pressing herself onto the Jared in a “what is her right hand up to back there” kind of way. As indicated by the smile on Jared’s face.

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