News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Rainbow Chips? Naw, Starnes is crackers

Ladies and gents, here’s the epitome of American Xristianity, in full flower:

Todd Starnes, as you may recall, is a SBC Baptist minister.

UPDATE 1: looks like he deleted his tweet. Good Thing I screen captured it:

UPDATE 2: Looks like there was a second tweet:

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10 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    A city? It’s not like there’s more than a couple.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Jimmy T says:

    I’m still trying to figure out him saying a thing or two about “ecosexuals.” Sure, we all love the Earth, and yeah we need to do something very soon about global warming, but sexualizing the planet? I’m guessing he lives in a place that’s both dark and dirty…

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  3. dixiechiken says:

    There’s no hate like Christian love… 🙄

    Liked by 2 people

  4. roket says:

    I recommend he write a letter to the Pentagon asking if he can fly one of their drones from the comfort of his home computer. Armchair Christian Soldier.

    Liked by 3 people

  5. Lidice sends regards…because it was oops, it can’t, because it was wiped off the face of the earth for the death of one man.

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  6. Lindsey Graham’s spirit animal wants someone named Jesús to put up a hedge. There’ll be a change order about topiary forthcoming.


  7. he looks like the youth minister who spends WAY more time with the young boys than is appropriate.


  8. Richard Portman says:

    My mother’s father used to talk that way, only his version was set in Vietnam. He grew up in Arizona before it became a state. Tucson. He never spoke a word of spanish altho I’m sure he understood it pretty well . He was an orphan. His grandpa had to raise him and then he was raised by strangers.
    He was a pretty good grandpa but he didn’t know how to do it. His response was always “we should drop a bomb on them”.


  9. pagan in repose says:

    From his photo he seems, as George Carlin would say, “more than happy”.


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