Happy Hour News
Texas’ Gov. Abbot must be feeling some pressure from South Doh!kota’s Gov. Noem infecting so many people at Sturgis, so he’s upping the carnage ante:
“Gov. Greg Abbott (R) on Wednesday announced an executive order banning COVID-19 vaccine mandates regardless of a vaccine’s approval status with the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.”
“The order comes two days after the FDA granted full approval to the Pfizer vaccine. That raised questions about the fate of a previous Abbott order that prohibited vaccine mandates, but only for those under emergency authorization.”
“Ah’m a fixing’ t’ meet y’alls dead Boomer mot’r-cycle rally an’ raise y’all a Texas-sized generation of dead children,” Abbott did not say.
Meanwhile, a new Quinnipiac poll finds 59% of Floriduh voters do NOT want Gov. Ron DeSantis to run in the 2024 Goat Rodeo.
These Republican governors are monsters. Every last one of ’em.