Meanwhile, In Arizona

The terrible sand people of the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan.

The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan will have to wait for the Cyber Ninnies report because three of the five authors have contracted the Trump-Virus, and no, you cannot make up merde like this:

“PS,” Sen. Fann didn’t add, “the dog also ate their homework!”

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13 Responses to Meanwhile, In Arizona

  1. Weird Dave says:

    “PS,” Sen. Fann didn’t add, “the dog also ate their homework!”

    It wasn’t the dog. It was the chickens…

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  2. Martin Pollard says:

    Oh, how conveeeeeeeeeenient!

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  3. She also expressed surprise “There were five of them?”*

    Former AZ SoS and AZSenate ‘Liason’ for the whole mishegas, and should have been in the know, said “I thought there were nine of them”

    Which immediately brought to mind:

    Three rings for the Fox Friends on their sofa morn,
    Seven for the Trump Kin in Florida halls of stucco,
    Nine for Frauditors doomed to lie,
    One for the Fat Lord at his table choice;
    In the Land of Mar-a-Lardo where the grifters dwell.

    One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,
    One ring to bring them all, and in the swampland bind them;
    In the Land of Mar-a-Lardo where the grifters dwell.

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  4. roket says:

    Must be a serious case if they’re too feeble to hit ‘send’ on their computing device.

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  5. Buttermilk Sky says:

    “Please excuse the Cyber Ninjas from turning in their report as they have stomach flu.” Signed, Cyber Ninjas’ Mom

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  6. Oneofthebobs says:

    So much exposure to the hoax that they caught it!

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  7. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    The virus was clinging to bamboo fibers in the ballots.

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  8. Their lawyer is in court today arguing that wee the pipples have no rights they’re bound to abide they’re not subject to AZ public records laws because they’re a private company.

    They’re just openly mocking the concept of ‘democracy’ now.

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    • Weird Dave says:

      And the AZ Supreme Court gave them a stay (although I do expect even they will eventually rule the Ninnies have to release their records. Of course, that will be long after any damage has been done.)

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  9. pagan in repose says:

    Who is paying for the “mouthpiece” for the Ninniejarjars? And, with the old “We don’t got to show you no stinking papers” lawyers routine, no less.

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