H/T Secret Scissorhead @NamelessCynic of the tweeters
I just can’t see how this works as a full time job.
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Salesman walks in to Edibles, and is served by a very efficient counter person named Gary, and when Gary walks towards the back he notices Gary”s got a prosthetic leg
He mentions to the manager, “I’d like to commend Gary, he was very efficient and friendly.”
Manager says “Oh Gary is the best employee I’ve ever had! Friendly, efficient, and, he saved my life a few months back when a drunk driver drove through the front door.”
Salesman “Oh, is that where Gary lost his leg?”
Manager, “Naaah. A worker like Gary, well, you don’t want to eat him all at once…”
[yeah yeah…door that way!]
I started making bran granola with edibles in it. I call it High & Fiber…
Don’t forget your hat on the way out, Jimmy-T!
And there’s ‘Sun Catchers’ if you like extra-crispy.
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