News That Will Drive You To Drink

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The terrible sand people of the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan.

Guys, I didn’t realize that the Cyber Ninnies were trying to hide their work, but lo!

Appeals court orders Arizona Senate audit records released

The documents sought by the watchdog group American Oversight detailing how the recount and audit are being conducted are public and must be turned over, the court said.

PHOENIX — An appeals court on Thursday rejected an effort by the Arizona Senate to keep secret records of its ongoing review of the 2020 election in Maricopa County that are in the possession of the contractors conducting the recount.

The Arizona Court of Appeals ruled that the documents sought by the watchdog group American Oversight detailing how the recount and audit are being conducted are public and must be turned over.

Republicans who control the Senate argued that because the records are maintained by its contractors, they were not subject to public records law and that legislative immunity applies. But the court said that was not the case

I guess we now get to learn about the latest in hi-tech bamboo detection!

Anyway, the way I see it is that they either come out gunz blazing that The Big Lie was the most brazen stolen election ever in the history of this world and any other —damn Lord Soros!— or they have to mumble that the dog ate their homework. I suppose they could say, oops! Nothing to see here, but that seems unlikely.

Nope, the end result really is going to be that the terrible sand people of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan are going to end up holding the bag for this nonsense, buy new voting equipment, pay the Cyber Ninnies, and walk around with egg on their faces that they got snookered.

No matter how you shake that thing, Cyber Ninnies are probably never gonna have another client again.

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4 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Fear not! Karen Fann-the-flames will bravely spend as much taxpayer money as it take to fight this to the Supreme Court and Beyond!

    No matter how you shake that thing, Cyber Ninnies are probably never gonna have another client again.

    They don’t have to…they raked in millions in dark money doing the arson on democracy…this was the slow-motion Reichstag Fire ginned up by the neofascists of the conservative donor class.

    And it’s working:

    https://tucson.com/news/government-and-politics/group-wants-arizona-voters-to-approve-more-voting-restrictions/article_c2677e90-ff7a-11eb-b47b-9bf9db7ae45c.html

    Sen. J.D. Mesnard, R-Chandler, said Tuesday the changes are necessary to restore voter confidence.

    “It is undeniable that hundreds of thousands of people have lost faith in the election system,’’ he said.

    And Mesnard said it’s “immaterial’’ if some of that doubt is because there are people from his own political party who are making claims the election was stolen and Donald Trump really won.

    It would require people casting mail-in ballots to provide Drivers license numbers, the last four digits of your SSN and a birth date as well as signing the ballot sent to your address on file with the county rrecorder’s office.

    Maybe he’s envisioning industrial-scale identity theft on the part of the Legislature…convenient way to fund things without raising taxes!

    “We need to pay firefighters more!” says firefighter standing in front of a burning building, with a lit molotov cocktail in his hand. “These spontaneous combustions are becoming more and more common!”* [thows the molotov cocktail through the window of the building across the street] “Look! There’s another one RIGHT NOW!”

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  2. roket says:

    Who could have possibly predicted such an occurrence?? Luckily this will not affect other audits since they all expect different results.

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  3. Weird Dave says:

    Looking forward to seeing the Ninnies’ report* (and all the information from this lawsuit) because I want to see how they spin my vote as being fraudulent…

    *My wife thinks the Ninnies are so good no one will ever see the report…

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  4. Richard Portman says:

    I don’t know if you heard about this. That time when everyone got sick and died.
    Dinee people dont like me much. I’m all white and privileged .
    That’s ok, it is not the problem.
    You ever try to argue with an auntie about the best way to wash sheets?

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