You’ve Got (Chain) Mail
Probably the funniest real estate listing you’ll see today.
Gotta wonder if the knight comes with the purchase. I don’t get it though, why were the middle ages called the dark ages. Were there too many knights?
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YOU SHALL NOT PASS
IT’s ONLY A SCRATCH
You’re leg’s off!
I’LL NIBBLE YOUR BUM!!
It’s got a dayroom AND a knightroom!
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Love how they star with “We used 40K+ bricks!”
Although stuck in a firetrap Northwestern Woods like that all brick would be a positive. I’ll wager the neighbors are quite happy that the trees obscure that, err, house.
It’s a little disappointing the wall in the great room aren’t lines with shields of his vanquished foes and his men-at-arms, and the portal consists oily of a double garage door. No iron gates, no moat.
True, all brick is a positive, but that castle is crying out for some defensible space.
Six hundred thou!? What is that, low-income housing?
Something like that in Bend would go for three mil plus …
It is north of Spokane, so it isn’t a high rent neighborhood. He might even have to truck in his own water, if not now then within a couple of years.
My family for many years had a “hunting cabin” on the east side of the river a bit “north of Spokane” ~ Ione ~ and now that you’ve mentioned it, OK, I can see it. Place was/is just packed with pretense. Might have a hard time selling it.
“Hunting cabin” is romance at best, was a ’40s silver trailer with attendant snowroof, “porch/patio”, carport, woodshed, outhouse, et al (not to mention meat-hooks and butcher tables). It was quite a sight, and being just off the highway quite visible. Was even mentioned in a fairly famous book.
“MY KINGDOM FOR A CAN OPENER!”
A castle façade on a McMansion – how quaint.
Yeah someone should send this to McMansion Hell. But I did visit, and THIS is how thy shoulda done the inside of this castle instead of the stunningly banal things they actuually did.
I mean…don’t you expect the foyer of this place to look like THIS!??
I have my doubts about the hockey playing knight, a true hockey playing knight would be golden.
I guess even that high-end ultra-fine-gauge mail under the arms isn’t guaranteed to keep you fresh…
Wonder what spray-on he uses? JOUST for Men ‘She’ll tie her favor to your sleeve lie she means it!”
Where do they do the disembowelment’s and be-headings? In the driveway/court yard?
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