Shocker: Hair Füror Will Not Be ‘Reinstated’ This Month

H/T Scissorhead D-Cap

Guys, Mein Pillow Guy, Mike Lindell’s symposium, uh, happened, and even his own “cyber expert” said nothing to see here. The Mooney Times reports:

EXCLUSIVE: Cyber expert says his team can’t prove Mike Lindell’s claims that China hacked election

SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — The cyber expert on the “red team” hired by MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell now says the key data underpinning the theory that China hacked the 2020 election unveiled at the Cyber Symposium is illegitimate.

Mr. Lindell said he had 37 terabytes of “irrefutable” evidence that hackers, who he said were backed by China, broke into election systems and switched votes in favor of President Biden. The proof, he said, is visible in intercepted network data or “packet captures” that were collected by hackers and could be unencrypted to reveal that a cyberattack occurred and that votes were switched.

But cyber expert Josh Merritt, who is on the team hired by Mr. Lindell to interrogate the data for the symposium, told The Washington Times that packet captures are unrecoverable in the data and that the data, as provided, cannot prove a cyber incursion by China.

“So our team said, we’re not going to say that this is legitimate if we don’t have confidence in the information,” Mr. Merritt said on Wednesday, the second day of the symposium.

So what about the $5M Ameros reward to anyone who could disprove his claims?

He had offered $5 million to any in-person attendee who can disprove his claims. The offer is no longer on the table, Mr. Merritt said.

How convenient!

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7 Responses to Shocker: Hair Füror Will Not Be ‘Reinstated’ This Month

  1. Martin Pollard says:

    “Our deadline is approaching! Quick, move the goalposts!”

    Liked by 3 people

  2. roket says:

    The date has been extended to a month ending in ‘ber’.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. robginchicago says:

    The $5 million offer is no longer on the table, but cretinous rubes are encouraged to buy more crappy pillows and contribute more so the My Crackhead Guy can pay the $1.5 billion judgement that Dominion Voting Systems will soon have against him.

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  4. I’m absolutely shocked! I was so sure this was going to result in Biden and Harris resigning and His Orangeness taking back his throne.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Blue Balls in Sioux Falls

    Liked by 2 people

  6. vonBeavis says:

    Story is Herr Fluffer (of pillows, ‘natch) ran off stage when the news broke that the Dominion lawsuit against him was going ahead. Also, before he fled the scene, cult members were walking out on day two because he kept teasing alleged evidence but failed to produce it.

    He says he knows God. I talk to God all the time, and he never mentioned Lindell. May Herr Beutel aus giftigem Schaumstoff be touched by his noodly appendages. Ramen.

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