Grifters Gotta Grift, Rand Paul Insider Trading Edition


It seems that the multiverse in which Schrödinger’s Senator inhabits  is one in which insider trading is, you know, permitted:

45 days or 16 months, you know, a misunderstanding for a visitor from the multiverse.

And of course this explains all of his bizarre attacks on Dr. Fauci and his demands that everyone goes unvaccinated and unmasked: he profits from people getting the Trump-Virus.

And this all draws us to exactly one conclusion: We need Sen. Paul’s neighbor to spring into duty, again.

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7 Responses to Grifters Gotta Grift, Rand Paul Insider Trading Edition

  1. beckymaenot says:

    You know- that neighbor? He was prosecuted, pled guilty and did a little time- and Rand Paul- the little whinyasstittybaby sued the guy for half a million. Read about it here. RP is an ass.

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  2. roket says:

    I’m pretty sure this falls under the Rumsfeld known unknown category. That is to say we know there are some things we do not know.

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  3. Ten Bears says:

    Proof (self) certified eye “docotrs” are paradigms of wisdom.

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  4. spotthedog says:

    “$15,000 ?, Well bless her heart, that’s adorable!” said Kelly Loeffler, maybe probably.

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