Mel Defends Her Reputation (well, the other reputation)

What, she couldn’t find stiletto Chucks and a push-up plaid blouse?

Tearing out Jackie Kennedy’s Rose Garden was the singular accomplishment for Mel, and she’s gonna go down (ahem, word choice?) fighting to defend her shallowness:

Seriously, though: Office of Melania Trump? Really?!

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15 Responses to Mel Defends Her Reputation (well, the other reputation)

  1. Uhhh, I’m no botanist, and my mom hoarded all the green thumb in my family, but…those don’t actually look like roses…

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  2. Big Bad bald Bastard says:

    Office of Melania Trump?

    Sure, it’s behind the main stage, tip the bouncer and he’ll let you in.

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  3. sos says:

    Office / boudoir / massage table in the back. What’s the diff?

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  4. spotthedog says:

    Hmm, she forgot to add that Beschloss is fake news and that his ratings are down.

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  5. Ten Bears says:

    Ever notice how she looks like … ah, that Jenner character?

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  6. glitterbug says:

    Those look like the weeds you see along the interstate.

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  7. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Top picture: a garden. Bottom picture: a backyard/putting green.

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  8. R White says:

    Beschloss is the respectable one recording history as Mel is nothing more than a white trash, skanky asterisk. Me thinks Mel shouldn’t fuck with the person who can easily demolish one’s shallow character with less than 250 characters.

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  9. Richard Portman says:

    Check out her new shoes. Take a gander at that plaid farmer garment. Examine those clippers that she handles as if they were TFG penis. Give some respect to her makeover artists.
    Look at that basket! The red gloves were a nice touch.
    It is hard to believe that this person could fall so far.

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    • Bruce388 says:

      How far could Melanoma fall from the bottom of the barrel?

      10 quatloos says that getup hit the trash as soon as the shutter clicked.

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  10. pagan in repose says:

    I thought she was bending down to fart. After all she “Doesn’t Care…” does she.

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