Get Thee Hence!

(H/T Scissorhead Fran)

We’re not saying that our pal Infidel753 is a demon or that he meets with the Lizard People, but we are not saying that Infidel doesn’t. We don’t know what dark crafts and deals that Infidel753 has made to bring us the Sunday links, but we know that he has, and we should be there reading his work THERE instead of being HERE, amiright?

And when you are done with that, Scotties Toy Box has all the Sunday funnies!

As usual, we are keeping this on top because: Reasons. Fresher posts —if any!— will be below!

—The Management

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6 Responses to Get Thee Hence!

  1. Infidel753 says:

    I would have called the alien lizard people and postponed the meeting till morning.

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    • tengrain says:

      Priorities!

      Rgds,

      TG

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    • Do you know how hard it is to get a meeting with them, given they’re so busy secretly running the world as a gigantic interlocked conspiracie of conspiracies? If you try to reschedule, you might not get in to see one for six or eight months!

      THEN where would your scheme to corner the world coffee market by getting Amazon to deliver secret coffee disappearing compounds by hiding the chemicals in the Amazon Smile on the packages, to be triggered by a cryptic tweet exchange from Jack Dorsey to Biden to Zuckerberg?

      This plan requires borrowing the secret cave submarine that Elon Musk built for the Thai Soccer team cave rescue false flag event, (much like the Glomar Challenger was built to ‘prospect for manganese nodules on the ocean floor’) and that is booked up for years now.

      What, you thought Elon Musk got rich by building electric cars??? HAH!

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      • Infidel753 says:

        We demons have certain…..connections. Even the alien lizard people need to stay on the good side of The Big Guy Downstairs. And they’re all vaccinated, so if necessary I can get Bill Gates to track them down for me. No way I’m leaving a hot chick for yet another midnight meeting in that stuffy pizzeria basement.

        Amazon is too evil for the minions of Satan to conspire with. We’re going to use the Jewish space lasers to zap the coffee plantations instead.

        As for Elon Musk, he’s secretly working for the military. That’s why everything he builds explodes. His real customers want it to explode.

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      • sos says:

        BDR, have you considered becoming a top donor?

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      • Weird Dave says:

        It’s all so clear now…

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