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We should have seen this coming and had our Quatloos ready:
Fake vaccine cards emerge in U.S., E.U. as vaccine mandates loom
Proof-of-vaccination requirements in the United States and Europe have spurred a new market for counterfeit certificates, The Wall Street Journal reports.
The big picture: Illegitimate vaccine cards have multiplied on social-media sites, messaging apps and on the dark web in recent weeks, per The Wall Street Journal.
And again, wouldn’t it be easier and cheaper to just get the damn, FREE vaccine than to buy a counterfeit and risk going to jail:
Individuals have also been arrested for selling fake vaccination cards in person, including in California, where a bar owner was arrested for allegedly charging $2o for counterfeit vaccination cards, per the WSJ.
It’s amazing the elaborate schemes and grifts these people will go to just to eventually contract the Trump-Virus and die. They could just go into a crowded church together and bathe in the blood of Jeebus.
Mock Paper Scissors 
Let me guess. Rent One and Payday Lender customers.
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Bathe in the blood of jeebus = drown in the phlegm of willful ignorance.
The phlegm of willful ignorance is a great name for a x-tian rock band.
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That’s better than “drown in your puss” …
Drown in the phlegm of willful ignorance.
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hey, you got one of the RARE properly spelled versions! Those cost extra!
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it’s frankly quite remarkable the lengths they will go to “own” us and show the Dems. The will not only bust up their Keurigs, turn on all their lights all night to spend their own money on electricity, but 70,000 dollar vehicles to get 10 miles to the gallon, and now they refuse to wear an innocuous paper mask, so they can contract a deadly disease that is far less likely to put them in the hospital if they took 15 minutes to get a free shot or two, that is as near painless as any shot I’ve ever gotten, and then they bend over backwards spending money for FAKE “vaccine passports” (which you get for free if you get the jabs), risking pretty steep fines.
And at the end of the day, it’s only political obsessives like us who notice, but only to point and laugh, as I am doing right here. It’s the old bullies game, where they use your fist to hit you and keep asking “why are you hitting yourself?” Except we aren’t using their fist to hit them, they are continually hitting themselves; we try and hold their arm back, but they keep on hitting themselves, no matter how much we tell them that they are hurting themselves.
And the only one who notices is Fox Noise, who just continues the circle of idiocy, ever ramping it up.
On the other claw, I have been frankly surprised that they didn’t turn Biden’s tan suit into a new crisis.
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I don’t think they noticed …
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Actually the original Tan Suit thing was because the wearer was
a ni-KLANGwas wearing it after Labor Day, which is apparently a earthshaking gaffe for aa ni-KLANGPresident.Biden was wearing his before Labor Day, so it’s cool.
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Authentic Trump card, fake vaccination card. “Hey I was stupid before stupid was cool.”
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$20,000CAN fines in Canada for vaccine certificates.
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Yup – I fact checked this just because I don’t want to spread misinformation. I should have known better, Heim!
Rgds,
TG
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