Hair Füror, who is noted for his uncanny athletic prowess and legendary insight into strategic matters, offers some constructive criticism to the United States’ Olympic athletes: You’re Fired’ed!
I’m trying to imagine how heads would explode across Possum Hollar if a Democratic former president had taken a swipe at a US team at the Olympics. I think it would give Fox’s Petunia & Pals material for a week, and Thumbhead would begin every show with an update. Tucker, of course, would remain in Hungary promoting the miracle of authoritarian government, but even Rupert cannot have everything.
Mock Paper Scissors 
Spread TFG out naked with an ankle tied to each goalpost and give every team player one free kick.
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I assume you are not including the soccer ball in that free kick?
Rgds,
TG
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GOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!
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Aaaand Megan Rapinoe is measuring the rent-free condo she now owns in trumps head for drapes. Maybe it’s next door to Hillary’s and they can enjoy chatting occasionally.
He’s gonna be wailing about that ‘purple-haired woman’ for years, and I’ll wager he barely knows what ‘soccer’ is.
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Do the curtains match the drapes?
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OK, something’s afoot…
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Reblogged this on Politicians Are Poody Heads.
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Donald is giving Karen a run for her money.
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OK, let us see…”Leftist Maniacs” and “Wokesters” key terms to look for in the speech and writings of the “mongol hordes” in the near term. The queen bee has given out the newest magic money words…
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🎶“Wokesters to the left of me, Grifters to the right…here I am stuck on this planet with trump!”🎵
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Well I don’t know why I tuned in to Fox
Must be something better on the idiot box
They’re trying to scare me so I fall off my chair
And I’m wondering how democracy will fair
Wokesters to the left of me
Grifters to the right
Here I am, stuck out on the fringe with Trump
Yes I’m stuck out on the fringe with you
Attack the Capitol is what you said we should do
It’s so hard to keep hate from my face
Losing control and running all over the place
Wokesters to the left of me
Grifters to the right
Here I am, stuck out on the fringe with Trump
When you started off with nothing
‘Cept your daddy’s millions is not a self-made man
Oooooo-ooo-oooh
And your toadies all come crawling
Kiss your ample backside and say
Please…
Please…
Trying to make sense of it all
But I see it makes no sense at all
You lost to Biden in a fair fight
So Cyber Ninjas brought out the black lights
Wokesters to the left of me
Grifters to the right
Here I am, stuck out on the fringe with Trump
When you started off with nothing
‘Cept your daddy’s millions is not a self-made man
Oooooo-ooo-oooh
And your toadies all come crawling
Kiss your ample backside and say
Please…
Please…
Well I don’t know why I tuned in to Fox
Must be something better on the idiot box
They’re trying to scare me so I fall off my chair
And I’m wondering how democracy will fair
Wokesters to the left of me
Grifters to the right
Here I am, stuck out on the fringe with Trump
Yes, I’m stuck on the fringe with Trump
Yes, I’m stuck on the fringe with Trump
Yes, I’m stuck on the fringe with Trump
Yes, I’m stuck on the fringe with Trump
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You sir, win the Internetz for today!
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Also!
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I am really looking forward to writing its obituary.
Yes, it …
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Seems there was another wee hissy fit on display after the Womens’ Soccer event.
NBC couldn’t work up the respect, on their flagship broadcast, to show the Canadian Womens’ Soccer Team receiving their gold medals or Sweden their silver after the U.S. team got their bronze medals.
Big world out there.
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