Never seen a pink hearse before.
“We’ll hear his side of the story, and a Doctor who strongly disagrees”
Where I stopped listening…
His side of the story is: “I’ve decided to immolate my company and get my drivers sick, all the pwn the libs! MAGA!”
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It started as a virus but then mutated into an IQ test…
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Proof positive of why I call it the Darwin variant…
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That is worthy of a blog post …
He’s quickly approaching the find out part of this comedy. Darwin variant is spot on.
Or as da kidz say. Fuck around, find out
Had a driver the other night, when I paused to mask up before getting into the car, say, you don’t have to if you don’t want to. I said, no offense, but you don’t know where I’ve been.
Someone commented in the store yesthe other day and I put on my least intimidating most innocent look* and said “I don’t know where you’ve been, what you’ve been breathing … ”
*Yeah, you know, the I’m ready when you are “thousand yard stare.”
It’s not a bad idea though. In these days where you call a taxi using an app, and some random car shows up, and most cars are black or maybe silver; a bright pink one makes it hella easier to figure out which one to get into.
On the other hand just get into the first one that looks close, any you’re off on an adventure!
Taxi cabs, remember the smell of the inside of the old ones…truly the collective smell of humanity in one sitting…the essence of “What’s that smell?”
Also, if you didn’t need a taxi to get around the city in, would you get in one?
Emma Hogg – any relation to David?
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