Psssst… Wanna Buy A Wall?

Li’l Buddy Eric Trump designed this part of the wall?

If you never got a chance to get in on the ground floor of the Brooklyn Bridge, Scissorhead Roket tips us that the wall is available:

A man who spent $30 million building a 3-mile wall between the US and Mexico is looking for someone to buy it

Last year, at a cost of $30 million, Tommy Fisher finished building a private 3-mile wall at the US-Mexico border in Texas. Now the 51-year-old is searching for someone to buy it, Bloomberg reported.

It’s looking to be a tough sell, especially since President Joe Biden has rolled back construction on his predecessor’s wall (though Biden’s chief of homeland security did say in April that the administration might try to fill “gaps” in the existing barrier). Just last month, Biden returned $2.2 billion to the military that had been allocated to building a wall under the Trump administration.

According to Bloomberg, Fisher’s wall, which runs along the Rio Grande, consists of “15,000 18-foot-tall steel bollards” spaced 5 inches apart.

Fisher told Bloomberg he started thinking about building the wall as a personal project when Donald Trump got elected in 2016. A Republican donor and frequent Fox News contributor, Fisher told the outlet: “I was like: ‘This would be really fun. This would be a project that would be remembered, like the Hoover Dam.'”

Oh, Fisher’s wall will be remembered.

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10 Responses to Psssst… Wanna Buy A Wall?

  1. Bruce388 says:

    I’ll give Mr. Fisher 3.14 quatloos, but that’s my final offer.

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  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Sell it to the Ark Encounter people. They can add it to their empire? of successful? amusement? parks

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  3. Kent Fossgreen says:

    Finally! Someone has built the Monument To My Own Personal Stupidity!

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  4. This is kind of like Brewster’s Millions, in that he blew $30million dollars on something totally worthless, and what he gets in return is….

    Um. I thought I almost had something there, but nope. I’d say a valuable lesson, but some folks don’t learn.

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    • osirisopto says:

      Well, it’s not like he took a 10-minute trip outside of the atmosphere or lobbed a car at Mars, or anything.

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      • Richard Portman says:

        True. If we humans survive, we will be repurposing that metal for centuries. Also, i am sure that because Mexicans were the labor force, they also know how to take it down.

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  5. J Roc says:

    Surely Mexico will pay for this?

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  6. Another Kiwi says:

    He’ll get a free handshake at the next All You Can Eat Nite at Merde El largo. I said hand shake, not hand job, mind you, handshake.

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  7. roket says:

    My favorite part is that he’s being sued by everybody under the sun, including the Feds. This little excellent adventure is going to cost him way more than just a measly $30M.

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  8. pagan in repose says:

    A fool and his money…

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