Where Will Wisconsin Find Another RoJo?

“This would be my third time.”

Republicans in The Cheese Kingdom of Wisonsinski are looking for an emergency, back-up RoJo unit in case the dumbest man in the Senate decides to return to Russia, er, to retire:

Wisconsin Republicans are waiting anxiously for Sen.Ron Johnson (R-Wis.) to make a decision on whether he will run for reelection and are quietly considering backup plans in case he doesn’t run…

…Republican names have been floated as possible replacements, including Rep.Mike Gallagher (R-Wis.), Marine veteran and former Senate candidate Kevin Nicholson, former Rep. Sean Duffy (R-Wis.) and former Senate candidate Eric Hovde.

Duffy would definitely keep the RoJo legacy of stupid alive, and with nine (9!) kids to feed, he definitely would be available to be on Putin’s Payroll (we’re only guessing Putin has a payroll).

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9 Responses to Where Will Wisconsin Find Another RoJo?

  1. Boris says:

    Call me crazy…please! But one of my more…um, say…convoluted…working theories is that the DTIEP ** has always had (and continues to have) kompromat on a goodly number of GQP congress critters, much in the same fashion as Putin holds over Trump himself. It is the only way the behavior of these asshats makes sense, otherwise anyone with more than a room temperature IQ and a rudimentary spine would have told Trump to go fuck himself at the outset, then repeated the message, daily if necessary.

    However, with Trump’s attempted coup on Jan 6th, that unworthy has so ratcheted up the pressure that some of the GQPers are decompensating at an exponential rate, scrambling like mad for an exit, any exit that gives them top cover.

    They can’t be seen to be abandoning the SS Trumpie, but they are desperate to disembark.

    I expect we’ll see more of it as the midterms draw near.

    **[Disgraced, twice impeached ex president* ]

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    • Bruce388 says:

      Comedian Noel Casler has claimed kompromat is tfg’s preferred mode of operation. Once he gets some dirt on a guy, that guy belongs to him. Tfg’s daddy must have taught him that lesson; if not him, the longtime connections with the mob probably did.

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      • tengrain says:

        I still maintain that that first golf outing with Lord Damp Nut, he arranged for Lindsey’s caddy to be one or more of his rent boys.

        LDN didn’t have to say a word to Lindsey, the infernal deal was made right there as they played golf.

        Rgds,

        TG

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    • R White says:

      It’s not a stretch of the imagination to see how easily white male republicans within the antiquated senate have made themselves easy targets for blackmail.

      The lack of public financing with shortened election seasons along with outright banning of laws like Citizens United means they spend a majority of their time whoring themselves out for cash since electoral races have become a form of unlimited war. And everyone know the only easy money these days comes from foreign oligarchs, especially those in mother Russia. It’s not strange that no one within the worthless beltway media never reported on those senate republicans who spent a 4th of July holiday in Moscow whoring for dollars. And since the mandate with congressional republicans since the time of gingrich has been to vote NO on any and all democratic legislation, some senate republicans have decided that going out and looking for rentable “pool boys” to accompany them after long days of supposed debate. Lots of material for any desperate grifter to use to his or her advantage.

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      • Ten Bears says:

        I worked with a guy in pirate community radio a few years back, retired DC bureaucrat, spent 30 yrs working for a bunch of senators, retired to a nice fat pension, free health-care. He once told me the only people that go into politics are 1) failures at everything else they ever did and 2) already have a propensity to perverse behavior. If they weren’t in the spotlight, or trust-funders, they’d be Chester the Molester, living in a van down by the river, eyeing little girls (and boys!) with bad intent.

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    • MDavis says:

      Hey, crazy, how ya doin?
      You raise interesting points.

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  2. w3ski4me says:

    I don’t know if Putin has a payroll, or maybe just his quiet is your due. But I can imagine the Employee of the Year contest puts WWE and cage fights to shame.
    w3ski

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  3. paul fredine says:

    i wonder if zhena* duffy would be able to run his campaign from her seat at fox.
    *russian for wife

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