Republicans in The Cheese Kingdom of Wisonsinski are looking for an emergency, back-up RoJo unit in case the dumbest man in the Senate decides
to return to Russia, er, to retire:
Wisconsin Republicans are waiting anxiously for Sen.Ron Johnson (R-Wis.) to make a decision on whether he will run for reelection and are quietly considering backup plans in case he doesn’t run…
…Republican names have been floated as possible replacements, including Rep.Mike Gallagher (R-Wis.), Marine veteran and former Senate candidate Kevin Nicholson, former Rep. Sean Duffy (R-Wis.) and former Senate candidate Eric Hovde.
Duffy would definitely keep the RoJo legacy of stupid alive, and with nine (9!) kids to feed, he definitely would be available to be on Putin’s Payroll (we’re only guessing Putin has a payroll).