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Brother Pierce at Esquire mentioned long ago that there is a terrible Prion Disease in the Republican Party and clearly it has spread to the Terrible Beer Kingdom of Wisconsinski:
MADISON, Wis. (AP) — The highest ranking Republican in the Wisconsin Assembly said Friday that he was expanding a probe into the 2020 presidential election, saying it will take more investigators and time than originally planned.
It takes a lot of resources to find a thing that doesn’t exist, buddy.
Assembly Speaker Robin Vos signed contracts in June with two retired police detectives and a former Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice to handle the investigation. But those two investigators quit earlier this month, Vos confirmed for the first time Friday, leading him to “take a different tack.”
“I’m buying me a Mystic Ouija Board,” he did not add. “We’ll get to the bottom of this. Care for a curd?,” he did not ask.