OK, voting enthusiasts, it’s time to give Reps. 3-Names and Sicks-Shooter their approved MPS sobriquets, as suggested by the Internet’s Band of Incorrigible Spitballers: the Scissorheads!
You know the rules: this is a rigged election. You can vote early and often and for as many names as you want. Tengrain reserves the right to overthrow democracy like a common Mango-hued Shitgibbon (it’s his blog after all). But you know, whatevs.
First up: Marjorie Taylor Greene
And now, on to Lauren Boebert:
No results are final, ever, because we can over throw elections like the Terrible Sand People of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, but at zero cost.