Just do it!

OK, voting enthusiasts, it’s time to give Reps. 3-Names and Sicks-Shooter their approved MPS sobriquets, as suggested by the Internet’s Band of Incorrigible Spitballers: the Scissorheads!

You know the rules: this is a rigged election. You can vote early and often and for as many names as you want. Tengrain reserves the right to overthrow democracy like a common Mango-hued Shitgibbon (it’s his blog after all). But you know, whatevs.

First up: Marjorie Taylor Greene

Rep. Greene (File Photo: Twitter)

And now, on to Lauren Boebert:

H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole

No results are final, ever, because we can over throw elections like the Terrible Sand People of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, but at zero cost.

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3 Responses to Vote!

  1. spotthedog says:

    Vote like your laughs depend on it!

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  2. Jimmy T says:

    Learned a new word yesterday…”Klansplaining”—The use of racist ideologies to explain and justify untenable positions. Seems to fit in the present discussion. Now the coup d’etat, Klansplaining Barbies or Karens or Chads

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  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    I went with Miley Virus and Ku Klux Klannah Montana ’cause they go so well together. I would further vote to shorten the former to just Klannah Montana as it rolls of the tongue better and still gets the message across.


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