Please Clap: Hair Füror Shivs Another Bush

When last we checked in on Chimpy’s nephew, George P. Bush (the Texas Land Commissioner with aspirations to inherit the family bidness), young Pee was cozying up to autocrats and dictators, or at least would-be ones, who, you know have crapped all over his family:

(This STILL is the pinned tweet on his Twitter account, by the way.)

…but the would-be autocrat and dictator Hair Füror only yesterday announced his endorsement of Pee’s opposition and current Texas AG Ken Paxton:

“Former President Donald Trump endorsed Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton as he seeks his third term, a major boost for the embattled Republican that also stymies one of Paxton’s primary opponents, Land Commissioner George P. Bush.

“Bush, the only prominent member of his family to back Trump in the 2016 election, had sought the former president’s endorsement and even distributed drink koozies at his campaign kickoff that featured a supportive quote from Trump and a photo of the two shaking hands.”

Shivving a Bush is one of Hair Füror’s favorite hobbies, and young Pee proved that he is indeed a Bush following in Poppy’s footsteps: sell out everything you believe in for the sake of getting power.


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15 Responses to Please Clap: Hair Füror Shivs Another Bush

  1. Richard Portman says:

    Now that is sad and pathetic.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. pagan in repose says:

    The two guys in that picture are wired entirely too tight. Imagine having those two mugs walking toward you on the street, if you do, grab your valuables and run in the other direction as fast as you can. Report them to the authorities as soon as possible. Or the psychiatric ward sooner if need be.

    And for God’s sake don’t leave your children alone with either one of those mugs.

    I’m just saying…

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  3. pagan in repose says:

    Or, as George Carlin said, and I paraphrase, “They were more than happy.” As in Thorazine and a horse tranquilizer may be in order…

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Kent Fossgreen says:

    What a shame for the Jeepster that he’s apparently too young to be familiar with the old Lucy-holds-the-football Peanuts thing.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Steve-O says:

    Ya think Pee Bush is busy trying to wipe the taste of Orange Taint off his tongue?
    Or thinks there is still a chance Mango will favor him?

    Liked by 2 people

  6. R White says:

    Every time fat nixon shivs an establishment republican, somewhere frank luntz cries himself to sleep after furiously masturbating.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. robginchicago says:

    Imagine how “Pee” feels to toss this fat primate’s salad only to have him pine for the guy awaiting federal criminal trials on multiple felony charges.

    Liked by 2 people

  8. buckobear says:

    Crook rtump endorses crook paxton ….. this is news ?

    Liked by 1 person

  9. revzafod says:

    “Paxton has been under indictment since 2015 on securities fraud charges relating to activities prior to taking office; he has pleaded not guilty. Additionally, in October 2020, several high-level assistants in Paxton’s office accused him of “bribery, abuse of office and other crimes”.”

    Of course LDN endorsed Paxton; better the proven crook that the one who hasn’t had a chance to make his bones yet.

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  10. osirisopto says:

    No, I think TFG likes pee.

    he likes it a lot from what I’ve heard.

    Liked by 1 person

  11. roket says:

    Let the games (show?) begin. A retort:

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