One Lump of Stupid or Two?

H/T Scissorhead D-Cap

Mein Pillow Guy, billionaire Mike Lindell went on Steve Bannon’s show to let us know that when he presents his evidence at his symposium, well, the Russian Usurper will be reinstalled as przninit (or something):

Got that? After the U.S. Supreme Court sees his compelling evidence of election fraud at an upcoming “symposium,” President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris will say, “Hey, we’re here to protect the country” and resign.

Which, if it happened, would mean that Nancy Pelosi is president.

Mike Lindell is an idiot.

But it probably doesn’t matter because…

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11 Responses to One Lump of Stupid or Two?

  1. artahzen says:

    Heysus Haich Crisco! There must be a random CT generator that keeps pumping out these increasingly squirrel poop nutty ideas. I wish I had the link to it. Shit howdy.

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  2. Right. Psaki pantses Doocey every day and he never comes out with the YUGE SCOOP that he’s actually in Atlanta…

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  3. spotthedog says:

    80% scale?!?! I thought I noticed Biden kinda stooping down so he wouldn’t bump his head on the ceiling, that explains it!

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  4. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Tyler Perry can’t afford a full-size model of the White House? I’m sorry, I just can’t accept that. The rest makes perfect sense.

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  5. roket says:

    I see Mein Pillow Guy and TFG speak the same language. Both are a sentence diagrammer’s worst nightmare. But, this symposium that he speaks of, will there be Krakens or will it just be a bunch of ‘Do you see?’ questions repeated over and over and over?

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  6. Weird Dave says:

    The delusion is strong in this one…

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  7. pagan in repose says:

    Crazy knows no bounds in their little grass shack of wackaloon and nutzoid in glorious Hackensack…

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  8. Kent Fossgreen says:

    Plausibility–how does it work?

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  9. R White says:

    Who’s mike’s dealer? Seems that Mikey is getting some top quality crack these days given his outlandish statements

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  10. dixiechiken says:

    Tyler Perry be like… 😳😳😳

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