News That Will Drive You To Drink

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H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D

Whatever it was that got into the water in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan has now spread to Wisconsinski, too/also.

Wisconsin Republican promises forensic election audit

MADISON, Wis. (AP) — The Republican head of the Wisconsin Assembly elections committee said Monday she will ensure there is a “comprehensive, forensic examination” of ballots cast in the 2020 presidential election at the same time the state’s nonpartisan audit bureau conducts a review.

Looking for traces of bamboo, is she?

One of the loudest critics of how the election was run is Rep. Janel Brandtjen, chair of the Assembly elections committee. She said in a statement Monday that her committee will request additional materials to conduct a deeper review.

The committee’s investigation is in addition to a review ordered by Republican Assembly Speaker Robin Vos, being done by three retired police detectives and overseen by a former Wisconsin Supreme Court justice, and the independent review by the audit committee.

Another separate, independent investigation is being done by several individuals convinced there was widespread fraud in Wisconsin, despite no evidence. That effort is being led by Peter Bernegger, who was convicted of mail fraud and bank fraud in federal court in Mississippi in 2009.

And you thought there were a lot of lakes in Wisconsinski. FOUR different audits, all with different nut jobbers all on a voting snipe hunt.

Maybe Wisconsinski Republicans can get a group rate:

H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole

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8 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. quakerinabasement says:

    I’ll say it again: “Forensic audit” is the new “long form birth certificate.”

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  2. Jimmy T says:

    Frontal lobotomy may turn them into veggies (not that you’d notice). I hear shock treatment works much better (less drooling), and requires zero surgery, and the patient becomes completely docile (Oh what a good little doggie)….

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  3. ali redford says:

    No. Just, no. No more auditing. People won’t be able to afford to vote.

    Or I’ll just take the lobotomy.

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  4. roket says:

    Is that all there is to a fiscal conservative?

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  5. Redhand says:

    Seven months after the election was certified, and they are wanting to “audit” the results. It’s madness, sheer madness.

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  6. Weird Dave says:

    Where are the strawberries?

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  7. Bruce388 says:

    You can’t have a reinstatement without an audit.

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  8. H-Bob says:

    Why does the “before” look like Ayn Rand?

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