Bad Marketing, Cont.

H/T Scissorhead Moeman

Well, the Marketing Department didn’t test that possibility.

“It’s a grower, not a show-er” didn’t test well as a tag line.

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7 Responses to Bad Marketing, Cont.

  1. Sirius Lunacy says:

    You will also need a LaserPecker Engraver
    laserpecker.net

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  2. Well, it IS cold in that refrigerator case, guys…

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  3. TheOtherHank says:

    The water was cold. There was shrinkage.

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  4. skinnydennis says:

    They don’t look Italian.

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  5. Ten Bears says:

    Not to get too far off-topic but first) that’s not one of the better “meatless” sausages; I think I’ve only ever cooked one of those and only took two bites of it at that and second) I’ve only found one grain sausage, a Mexican Chipote`, that lives up to its label. I use a grain-Italian fairly often, but spark it up a bit with habanero and onions, Tex-Mex tomatoes, some garlic.

    To be fair, were you to package and present “meat” sausage exactly so … they would do the same thing. The only law I really got a handle on in my year of law school was gravity, and at that most likely due to my background in science, technology, engineering and math. That or all those years I hooked logs to helicopters …

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  6. spotthedog says:

    Update of old political saying; “laws are like soysage, its better not to see how they’re made”.

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