News That Will Drive You To Drink (Theocracy Edition)

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Guys, the Theocrats want you to meet your maker:

Churchgoers with face masks will be removed, Tennessee pastor says. ‘I’m sick of it’

A Tennessee pastor threatened to boot mask-wearers from his Tennessee church as some places are taking additional measures to help protect against the more contagious coronavirus delta variant.

“If they go through round two and you start showing up (with) all these masks and all this nonsense, I will ask you to leave,” pastor Greg Locke told his Nashville-area congregation during a service on Sunday. “I will ask you to leave. I am not playing these Democrat games up in this church.”

Locke’s comments at Global Vision Bible Church come as some U.S. communities reconsider face mask recommendations during the continued spread of the delta variant. Locke in his sermon criticized officials for eyeing potential restrictions.

and in related news…

“I believe we need a Judeo-Christian revolution in this country.”
–Josh Mandel, who is campaigning for the open Ohio Senate seat only in churches

And we couldn’t have a theocracy round up without the fetus-fondling, gawd-botherers…

“In a 33-page brief, Sens. Josh Hawley (R-MO), Mike Lee (R-UT) and Ted Cruz (R-TX) asked the court to use a Mississippi case to be reviewed next term as a vehicle to overturn Roe v. Wade and related rulings.”

“Roe and Casey should be overruled, and the question of abortion legislation should be returned to the states.”

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10 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink (Theocracy Edition)

  1. roket says:

    Dear Q-tians,

    Thanks for the invitation. I will see you in church.



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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    “I will ask you to leave. I am not playing these Democrat games up in this church.”

    I am becoming comfortable with this suicidal attitude among these people, and that is making me uncomfortable.

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  3. Ten Bears says:

    I can remember when true christians didn’t vote. “Not Of This World”, the bumbersticker read. Did not. Participate. In politics. Any day nowthen Jesus was gonna’ float down out of the sky on a flyingoating rainbow unicorn and carry them all away to paradise.

    When they weren’t rolling on the floor babbling incoherently …

    This is a serious problem, and we are going to have to do something about it. The christians are killing us. Suffering a mass delusion, mentally ill, barely literate, they have become a menace to society … a clear and present danger.

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  4. Richard Portman says:

    I never used to care about what Christians think. I was impressed by the cultures. I was impressed by them, because of my ancestors. The same thing for Islam. We just joined because we were forced to do it.
    Personally, i don’t care because we were forced to choose teams. I know that if i had my free choice, i would be either a Mormon or a goddam atheist.


  5. spotthedog says:

    I might be inclined to become a Satanist except their potluck suppers aren’t so appetizing what with all the raw meat and blood drinking and such.

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  6. Sirius Lunacy says:

    And remember
    Christ was a liberal
    who was nailed to the cross
    by conservatives.

    Liked by 2 people

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