From the plausible deniability files (emphasis mine):
HARRISBURG — Charlie Gerow, a Republican who announced his candidacy for governor last month, said Friday that he is cooperating with a police investigation into an accident in which a motorcyclist was killed, and that shut down the Pennsylvania Turnpike for seven hours.
Gerow apparently drove for several miles with the motorcycle stuck to the front of his car, according to a witness. In a statement through a spokesperson, Gerow said he did not cause the accident and he was not injured.
Well, thank Dawg that Gerow was uninjured and how dare that motorcyclist attach his bike to Gerow’s grill! Why Gerow ought to sue!
And that’s the party of personal responsibility in a nutshell: deny, deny, deny.