The Gret Stet of Mississippi a few years back passed a strict ban on abortions, making it illegal anytime after 15 weeks of pregnancy. So a woman who was raped would be forced to have her rapist’s babby because no one in Mississippi wants to make baby Jeebus cry.
Anyway, the intention was to give the state a case it could take to the Supreme Court in hopes of overturning that precedent.
Guess what?! Mississippi has asked the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade, you know, to protect its own law that would ban most abortions after just 15 weeks of pregnancy. The Court is expected to hear the case in fall of this year, and will issue its decision in June of next year, which will be in the middle of the 2022 Pie Fight.
Of course, all of this was inevitable ever since amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell stacked the courts with Hair Füror’s women-hating justices, up to and especially including Lifetime Golden Schlafly Winner, Justice
Coathangers, er, Barret.
You know what would be cool? It would be cool to start an investigation into the Virgin Mayor of Keg City before this travesty starts. Just sayin’.