No Honor Amongst (ALLEGED) Crooks

🎶 Looking out a dirty old window 🎵

For those of you wondering, twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid’s second-stupidest lawyer ™ Michael Cohen thinks that Fratsputin has already ratted out his father-in-law, mostly because Jar-Jar has been notably been “absent from all the controversy, indictments and arrests.”

“Is it irresponsible to speculate? It would be irresponsible not to.” – Bacardi Lifetime Achievement Winner, Peggy Noonan, Wall St. Journal, April 2000.

Our betting windows are open, and I know you all have some Quatloos burning in your pockets, so what say you? Would Jar-Jar toss his father-n-law into the federal freezer —like a common Charlie Kushner— to save his own hide?

 

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11 Responses to No Honor Amongst (ALLEGED) Crooks

  1. brettvk says:

    Jared doesn’t really have any political ambitions as such; he strikes me as craving the attention & admiration of rich people, not his FIL’s loathsome fans. So he probably would have no qualms about tossing TFG to the prosecutors if he was really threatened. I don’t think it would create a rift with Ivanka, I think she knows her marriage will outlast Daddy. He’s got maybe a decade, if that much, and his political following isn’t going to do anything for her.

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  2. Ten Bears says:

    The way Prince Bonesaw eyeballs Ivita maybe Jar-Jar is looking for protection?

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  3. roket says:

    Jar-Jar is no Roger Stone. He values his hide more than he values owning the libs.

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  4. Steve-O says:

    He turned on Dad, but only after Ivanka said it was okay.

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  5. glitterbug says:

    I can just hear Wingnuttistan: “Well he;s a JEW after all, What did you expect!!!”

    I’m born and raised in North Jersey which has a yuuuge Jewish communuty. It was never a big deal. The schools close for Rosh Hashanah/ Yom Kippur. (10 days apart so one is always a weekend day) There are whole Hasidic towns, and it’s just part of the way things are.

    Philly region too, I learned since the company exiled me to South Jersey many years ago. The bread down here is awful though.

    As with any group, the good outnumber the idiots, but the idiots are 100 times louder.

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  6. In a heartbeat, were he to actually have one.

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  7. MJG says:

    Cohen hasn’t been wrong yet…

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    • MDavis says:

      He did suggest that TFG might refuse to leave office. He missed the nuance of all the armed security, et al, around TFG that couldn’t let that happen as such*, but the intent was there.
      So, he seems to know TFG pretty well, even if he was removed from civilized society for the decades that he worked for him.
      * This time?

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  8. pagan in repose says:

    I really want the daughter to turn on him. It would just be sooo sweetly shakespearean in that old “Fuck you daddy snookums” kind of way.

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  9. Dennis Cole says:

    Would he be a cooperating witness? In a hot New York second!!!

    (Which is defined as the interval between the light turning green in front of you, and the taxi blaring his horn behind you.)

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