Thrust-off, Bezos

Dicks in Space

Masculinity-insecure billionaire Jeff Bezos Amazon Prime’ed hisself into “space” and returned 10 minutes later.

Can hardly wait to read the review of his ticket purchase.

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14 Responses to Thrust-off, Bezos

  1. Steve-O says:

    Oh, he came back?
    Dammit.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. ming says:

    That’s certainly phallic. Coincidence? Maybe. However, I suppose it is apropos that that a billionaire dick is launched into space in a dong rocket.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Professor Pupdog says:

    I guess he was heavily influenced by the futuristic space vehicles seen in the 1974 film, Flesh Gordon.

    Liked by 3 people

    • That movie has some of the best credits. Jim Danforth, who did all the stop motion animation, is credited thus:

      creator: special visual effects (as Mij Htrofnad)

      ISTR I saw this, and “When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth” at a con where he was a GOH.

      At least he was credited here, his huge list of credits in IMDB seem to mostly be (uncredited)

      Liked by 1 person

  4. spotthedog says:

    “Blue”?, as in the color of Viagra pills?

    Liked by 1 person

  5. spotthedog says:

    I guess keeping it up for 10 minutes is not bad for a guy his age.

    Liked by 4 people

  6. Lofgren says:

    My wife pointed out that we really only need to leave one of them up there for the rest to fall into line, at least a little bit. “Remember Jeff, Elon? Jeff didn’t want to pay his taxes either, Elon. You can ask him about it next time you visit him, if he hasn’t burnt up in the atmosphere yet.”

    Liked by 2 people

  7. TDS nailed it, as usual:

    Liked by 3 people

  8. TheOtherHank says:

    Orbits or it didn’t happen.

    Liked by 3 people

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