2024 Goat Rodeo Update

(H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

This headline, if read quickly as I did, got my hopes up:

Pence flatlines
as 2024 field takes shape

Oh, well.

DES MOINES, Iowa — Mike Pence was met by a respectful, even warm, crowd in his first trip back to Iowa since the election. Republicans at a picnic in the northwestern corner of the state stood and clapped for him on Friday. In Des Moines later that afternoon, a ballroom full of Christian conservatives did the same…

What few people said they saw in Pence, however, was the Republican nominee for president in 2024.

And then, the coup de grâce:

“I don’t imagine he’d have a whole lot of support,” said Raymond Harre, vice chair of the GOP in eastern Iowa’s Scott County. “There are some Trump supporters who think he’s the anti-Christ.”

Our pals over at Electoral-Vote have an interesting bit up on why the Xristian Xrazies are so into Trump and weirdly not into Pence: they don’t really like Jeebus that much!

…What [Kristin Kobes Du Mez, a history professor at Calvin University, a Christian school] discovered during her research is that while evangelicals nominally approve of Jesus, in reality, the men much prefer tough, militantly masculine men who embrace patriarchy, submission of women, sex, and power… So Du Mez’ thesis in the book is that when evangelicals voted for Trump, it was on account of his personality and behavior, not in spite of it. He was not an aberration. He is precisely what they wanted.

Anyway, the betting windows are open, if anyone wants to put some Quatloos down on The Walking Termite Buffet being the 2024 nominee, the House will accept your wagers.

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6 Responses to 2024 Goat Rodeo Update

  1. Martin Pollard says:

    The fact that many Trumplicans now consider Pious Pence to be the Anti-Christ made Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laugh so hard she sharted her robes before falling into a coma.

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  2. Bruce388 says:

    MAGAts need to check Dense Pence’s record as Indiana governor. His refusal to fund needle exchange programs resulted in avoidable AIDS outbreaks in the state.

    That kind of mindless hatred ought to count for SOMETHING.

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    • It did, back then, but that evils was thrice-stepped-on half-baby formula street stuff that can barely maintain you through a day, compared to the right-off-the-brick, uncut Golden Triangle trump White, the stuff that blast through your brain like fire up a kerosene-soaked cross.

      Killing junkies slowly is a start, but dense couldn’t follow through with the hard stuff like Donnie littlehands.

      (and remember, Dense was like the third or fourth choice remember Donnie littlehands allegedly offered Kasich “you get to do everything but the public appearances” gig, and he noped outta there like no noper has noped before.


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  3. sos says:

    Pence flatlines as 2024 field takes shape

    Does this imply a time when Pence wasn’t flatlined?

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  4. laura says:

    Ambulatory canned ham head is my current best guess for 2024. In a field of odious god-bothering unfuckable egomaniacs pompous Mike Pompeo and his entitled Mrs. stand out as the most cut throat of the bunch.
    Shiny nickel wager that’s GOP’s candidate.


    • Osirisopto says:

      Bobble head Bobert is my bet.

      She’s got everything Snow Snookie had, plus she’s younger and a lot dumber.


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