H/T @NamelessCynic on the tweeter
There’s a story here.
A short story, or maybe a long khaki story, but a story nonetheless.
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There’s always a story when you lose your pants. I’ll never tell mine
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It’s pretty much always the same story, only the details change.
And let’s just stop with the getting caught short jokes, shall we?
Some people claim there’s a woman to blame …
Some people …
At least I never lost my pants between 7am and 10pm. That’s all I can brag about on that subject.
Two prisoners are working in the laundry room on the top floor of the jail. After a couple hours, the guard on duty steps away to use the bathroom. The one prisoner says: “Quick, this is our chance to escape. We only have a few minutes so have to work together. You rip bed sheets into strips and I’ll tie them into a rope, then we can climb down through the window. The other agrees, “Got it. I sheet, you knot.”
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Jimmy-T, where do you find these terrible puns? I wanna avoid that place!
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