No Russian Pee Hookers… Yet Lots’a Kompromat

“I got you, Comrade!”

In news of News We Already Knew, The Guardian tells us that, yeah, Comrade Putin did want Comrade Trump to win the 2016 Goat Rodeo because: D’uh.

Vladimir Putin personally authorised a secret spy agency operation to support a “mentally unstable” Donald Trump in the 2016 US presidential election during a closed session of Russia’s national security council, according to what are assessed to be leaked Kremlin documents….

They agreed a Trump White House would help secure Moscow’s strategic objectives, among them “social turmoil” in the US and a weakening of the American president’s negotiating position.

Russia’s three spy agencies were ordered to find practical ways to support Trump, in a decree appearing to bear Putin’s signature.

But why Lord Damp Nut?

There is a brief psychological assessment of Trump, who is described as an “impulsive, mentally unstable and unbalanced individual who suffers from an inferiority complex”.

There is also apparent confirmation that the Kremlin possesses kompromat, or potentially compromising material, on the future president, collected – the document says – from Trump’s earlier “non-official visits to Russian Federation territory”.

The paper refers to “certain events” that happened during Trump’s trips to Moscow. Security council members are invited to find details in appendix five, at paragraph five, the document states. It is unclear what the appendix contains.

And sadly that is where it ends, so no Russian Pee Hookers… yet.

UPDATE 1:

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12 Responses to No Russian Pee Hookers… Yet Lots’a Kompromat

  1. Czippie L'Shimp says:

    LDN has lived a life of excess without consequence, thus was no doubt, easy to set up while enjoying the hospitality of just about anyone who might want to take advantage of him later. The sadly too real question is; what could they possibly have that would actually compromise him in his own eyes, or the eyes of his followers?

    Acts of perversion? Nah, he and they would love that (it’s apparently quite a manly thing to do).
    Acts of perversion with a ________ (fill in the blank)? SOP.
    Acts of treason? We already have an answer to that.

    I’m afraid my imagination isn’t creative enough to come up with anything that would change anyone’s view. Either we are so numbed by what we’ve already seen that new disgraces are just a hat on a hat, or we’re (meaning they) are so enamored of him, they are able to rationalize literally anything. It boggles the mind – what could they possibly have?

    On reflection, I kinda don’t want to know. I’m a lib, so delicate constitution and all…

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    • Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

      You know it’s a lot worse than a simple pee fetish show. I mean, that’s practically PG rated by today’s standards.

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  2. Counterpoint. This is Russian dis-dis-information, designed to lull the Deep State until Mueller emerges as “Q” in triumph by getting up on stage with LDN in August and dramatically tears of his Mike Lindell mask off Mission Impossible style.

    THEN He beckons to someone off stage and who emerges, but HILLARY CLINTON! who is revealed as a life-long Q-anon deep-deep-deep-cover agent. WHO THEN ARRESTS TRUMP FOR BEING IN LEAGUE WITH THE ADRENOCHROME DRINKERS.

    If I was really sick (and much more skilled at the 4Chan shitposting I’d try to get this mainstreamed into the Qborg just to get them to eating their own asses endlessly….

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  3. beckymaenot says:

    Russian State TV showing us that FuckerCarlson ™ is also a traitor and useful idiot.

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  4. roket says:

    I hope appendix five makes it into TFG’s Prezdential Libary.

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  6. osirisopto says:

    Wow! Who’d have thought Putin would be part of the Liberal Dem Deep state?

    It goes right to the top.

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