News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Let’s meet Sen. Lisa Murkowski’s TFG-endorsed, primary challenger, Kelly Tshibaka!

Man, Murkowski keeps getting dealt inside-straight flushes. She’s gotta be leading a charmed life to get this babbling nutter as her primary opponent.

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15 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Bonus, Alaskans already know how to write in M-U-R-K-O-W-S-K-I in the likely event the nut job wins the GQP nomination.

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  2. revzafod says:

    Compared to Tshibaka, Chewbacca sounds perfect understandable.

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  3. Richard Portman says:

    That can’t be real. It is too much. On the other hand, we have plenty just like her down here in the lower 48.

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    • MDavis says:

      She’s just rambling away about how great she is at imaginary languages that no one understands and there are the campaign comments in text over that hot mess.
      Just – why. Is she simply incapable of actual communication? And she thinks this is a valid reason for people to vote for her? Just – why?

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  4. RWW says:

    She needs to do a spot where she clarifies that she’s NOT A WITCH. That’s always gold with voters.

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  5. roket says:

    The last time I heard someone talk like that she was tripping on heavenly blue microdot.

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  6. schmice3 says:

    Speaking in tongues OR if you play it backward, “Paul is dead”

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  7. Osirisopto says:

    I think she’s channeling Sarah Palin.

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  8. angry spittle says:

    Holy shitoli, this bint is crackers.

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