H/T Scissorhead DF
Oh, man, I’m getting flashbacks. Years ago, a friend of a friend bought a house about a half-hour drive upstate in Putnam County. He had a Fourth of July/housewarming party. There was drinking involved- his cousin was so drunk, she fell into the pool fully clothed. Her boyfriend was almost as drunk as she was.
I went inside to take a pee, and our host was showing off a folding table laden with a shitton of fireworks he had bought in Pennsylvania. As he was demonstrating this array of ordnance, his cousin’s boyfriend sauntered over, cigarette dangling from his lips. Boyfriend leaned over and our host bellowed at him, “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?”
Boyfriend simply turns around and says, “What’s the matter? You smoke in the house.”
I decided to go to the furthest part of the yard, on the far side of the pool.
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Hubby once say an officer doing something similar around jet fuel. An aircraft was being fueled. He felt he had something important to say to the guy pumping fuel. He did not put out cigar first. Apparently, the interruption did not last very long.
First day in Florida, I saw a shirtless, mullet-wearing, young man pumping gas, cigarette dangling from his mouth.
Meh ~ just sparklers. The non-smokers are more dangerous …
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folks in possum hollar need reminding…assuming they can read of course.
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