H/T Scissorhead Jimmy-T
“I’ve seen stuff… terrible stuff,” the door whispered.
Two French soldiers Andre and Pierre were walking through the Algerian desert back when Algeria was still a French colony. Andre noticed that they had run out of water. He asked his friend, “What do we do now Pierre?
Wait for it…
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Aeh … ?
Read the last sentence aloud, with a pause between syllables.
Pierre = pee air. Yes I know it was a bad joke, but it gets better when told in person…
[sigh] Pierre – aeh. Perrier, the original bottled water.
French, who interestingly enough also invented toilet water …
The door responds: “I’ve seen things you people would never believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.”
Lol, I may be outing myself entirely here, but those labels on the doors where I work have this on it:
“Door is alarmed”
I”m tempted to add “Do not make any sudden moves, back away slowly.”
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The door is alarmed and the fence is shocked!
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The window is scared stiff.
Yikes! Hugs, RO
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